To: General Director Jehovah From: Raphael, QA & Support Lead In addition to the unsolved problems with the axis, the planet now has the tendency to fly away into space. Herbivores are missing again. Resolution: Forwarding to the tech. department for review. -- Jehovah

To: General Director Jehovah From: Lucifer, Head of System Technology Department In addition to the unsolved problems with the axis, the planet now has the tendency to fly away into space. We'll add another counterweight, this time on a smaller orbit. Herbivores are missing again. They seem to have multiplied, ate all the vegitation and died out. Comments: How many counterweights do you need?! -- Michael All in all after the calibration we were able to stabilize the system at nine. -- Lucifer Did I understand correctly? Instead of one planet the user will be getting 9?! -- Jehovah So what? Eight of them will be uninhabitable anyway. -- Lucifer The user doesn't need to know. Half of these planets cannot be seen without a telescope. I suggest ammending the user manual with an 11-th Commandment: "Thou Shalt Not Invent A Telescope". -- Gabriel No. Then they will definitely invent it. -- Jehovah By the way, after the orbital radius was increased, the brightness of the night-time light source fell below the specified minimum. I propose using a mirror after all. -- Raphael Where were you before? We just finished balancing the system! Should we start over? -- Lucifer There will be no starting over! The project deadline is in six days! Lucifer, either make it all work or you will be demoted and transferred to a different post. -- Jehovah